Relationship Advice 2021

Women have been led to believe that their sexual satisfaction matters as much as a man's. And by mattering "as much as a man's," they think it matters more than a man's. It does not. Your sexual satisfaction in a relationship should be irrelevant. The goal is not for you to enjoy sex, although you can, but to make sex enjoyable. In other words, you should get pleasure by giving it. I know that's difficult for many of you to accept due to your feminist indoctrination.

At this point, let me address what the current and future cat shepherds of America would have to say:

"You must not can't get no p#ssy."

"If you can't satisfy a woman, just say so."

"This post reeks of little D energy."

"It's always the ones with no profile pics that have the most to say."

To the women who are going to say something along those lines, if I was able to accurately predict that, what makes you think I can't accurately predict you?

Check mate.

Now, to the handful of women who are not functionally retarded, let me help you see the future. Find a woman who is post wall. In general, that could be any woman between the ages of 30 and 50. For black women, that could be at any age now. But let's err on the side of caution and look for a 50-year-old, fat, black woman. There's no shortage of those. Now ask her if her sexual satisfaction is still paramount to her. If she still says it is, you're looking at a single and miserable woman. Weird how I was able to tell instantly, right? How would I be able to know? Well, post wall women are largely invisible to men sexually. I've worked with older women for most of my career and they are about as real to me as a virtual assistant at a customer service website. They are like background Muppet characters. Yes, they're there, but so what? Post wall women get very little sexual attention. If sex is still the most important thing to her, well, you can see how that's a recipe for a wretched woman.

When women have Wile E. Coyote'd themselves into the painted on tunnel of a mountainside, all of their obvious character flaws pop like their waistlines. For the ones who display the slightest bit of introspection, they will tell you that their sexual satisfaction doesn't really matter. They would just like to have a companion to help lessen their burden. They'll tell you they would jump at the chance to take a man's load if he would help lessen hers. And they come(not literally) to this realization because the only orgasm they are now getting requires a battery operated device. It then dawns on them that they could have been doing this 25 years ago and had a companion the entire time. The problem, of course, is it's too late once they hit the wall.

Ladies, your goal is to find a man who cares about you and is wiling to protect and provide for you. Anything else is a bonus. Your job is then to do whatever it takes to make him happy sexually and in any other way he desires. In return, he's going to do things to make you happy. It may not be in the bedroom or in whatever exact way you would prefer, but you have to think long term. Do you wanna end up like your mothers and aunties? The problem most women have is that they are unable to think long term. Everything is about their own selfish desires and instant gratification. Women often accuse men of being like this, but it is just self-projection.

Now, a final word to my cat herders. At some point between now and 20 years from now, a light bulb is going to go off in your head. You are going to remember this post and your ignorant reactions to it whether you post them or keep them to yourselves. I would prefer the latter. As you're cleaning out your dirty (litter) box for the third time that day, and getting ready to crack open your next box of wine, you are going to go, "😯...That's what he meant." Just know I will be laughing at you then just like I am now.😁