2 the LBJQT+ community

The above is a comparison of Jokic this year at age 29 and LeBron at the same age. The slow-footed, Latverian, horse farmer is the better all around player, isn't he? I'm trying to put you a$$%oles up on game. This is why members of the LBJQT+ community stick to cumulative stats. It's because he loses in many apples to apples comparison.

Here's the flaw in their approach: It's based on longevity, not skill. And his longevity is dependent on some combination of drugs and league assistance (refs, scheduling, and work vacations aka load management). If you think they won't do this for a w.hite boy, welcome to America. It must be your first day. Let me introduce you to someone called Eminem. In 20-25 years, if this country is still around, your kids will be calling some spud-eater the goat. And here's how the conversation will go:

You: Nah, he's not the goat and when did NBA players start dressing and dancing like Ballerinas?

Kid: Who do you think is the goat?

You: One Mr. LeBron Raymone James!

Kid: You mean that Neanderthal who got swept in every decade he played? The one who got schooled in the finals by the great Dirk Nowitzki? The one who spent more time sweeping the floor than those old school roombas you used to pick up all your caveman dander?

You: But I was there. I actually saw him play at 40.

Kid: I'm sorry you had to endure that. But he doesn't hold a candle to Slobodan Miloseusterivich. That man is the truth. LeBron never even hit a 4 point shot.

You: But 4 point shots weren't really a thing back then.

Kid:That's because he couldn't make them. What was he? Like 30% outside of 3 feet? Now pipe down old man before I turn off your morphine drip.

The worst part is your kids will be less wrong about LeBron than you are about Jordan.