Fashion: Coach

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Let me begin by saying you probably shouldn’t be taking dating advice from a woman. Women are notorious for believing that what they think, everyone should think, how they behave, everyone should behave, what they do, everyone should do, etc. If you’re interested in getting a man, then you should listen to her. If you want to get her (or someone like her), wouldn’t it make sense to listen to the man who already had her? If you listen to the complaints lodged by most women online, what is the likelihood that the man she was with did all the things she listed?

Setting that aside for a moment, when I hear/read something like this, it (sorta) reminds me of the advice they give Black men to not get brutalized by the police: talk through your nasal palate, wear a bow tie, etc. I mean…I suppose I could see a fortuitous bounce in your favor in a buzzer-beater during a single game, but not enough to help you make the Playoffs or, in this case, avoid jail over the course of your lifetime with enough encounters. What she advises here is a case of doing too much for nothing guaranteed in return.

Let me say that I do not have a problem with dandies. If fashion is your passion then, by all means, cash in. Just don’t believe it’s going to give you a significant ROI with regard to the cheeks. Here’s where the dandies push back: Are you saying men should just give up and not care or try to improve themselves? It’s always extremes just like the ladies. The answer to that is no. I think basic hygiene matters, but you walking with a designer umbrella like Fonzworth Bentley or some diamond cufflinks isn't going to help you get the p#$$%, that is to say, I've never seen a case where someone solely or even mostly attributed getting the p#$$% to their designer walking stick or other accoutrement. At best, it may have widened an opening to shoot your shot that was already there. I've also never seen a player lose trim because a gay European didn't embroider his signature on his shirt. Basic hygiene matters, yes, but I would say you're wasting your time and money trying to dandy your way into some panties. I hate that I have to explain that, but it’s always extremes with some people. Like, being in shape is attractive to women, so I’m going to hit the gym to look like He-Man. It’s called law of diminishing returns, homie. So yes, basic hygiene matters. If you smell like a$$ crack, you are going to repel people and women too. But ironing your socks and cologning your taint ain’t going to make or break you.

Do you realize what she is suggesting in her litany of recommendations is that you become an entirely different person? 😄 There’s just one thing she forgot. How do you replace the stink of being a loser? Anything for that or are you just trying to perfume a corpse and hope to put that rigor mortis to work before she notices the underlying rot? You can make improvements, but these will be mostly at the margins and probably not worth the investment if the goal is notches on your bed post. Let me put it this way: adding garnish to a plate with 2 shrimp, three asparagus spears and some sriracha sauce applied to make your plate look like a minimalist paining is one thing. Adding parsley to that bowl of hamburger helper is another thing. What I recommend if you’re starving for some action is just put your $40 towards THE hobby and the rest towards A hobby that you will actually get some lasting satisfaction, particularly if it’s a hobby that will get you to interact with other people.

Back to the basic hygiene, grooming and fashion for second. Look at Black hairstyles over the last 100 years. Which one has been through every era? The basic fade. You could have that cut at any time and no one would look at you strange. The Shawn James high top can go out of style, but I don't care if you were doing the Charleston to the latest Tik Tok viral dance craze, no one would look at the fade and be like “What tf is that on your head?” You want to take a similar approach to clothing. You want clothing to be clean and presentable, but beyond that? You’re largely wasting your money if you're doing it for anything other than your own personal satisfaction. I’ve actually been able to re-purpose a lot of designer clothes in the past. I can take a solid color sweater from TJMaxx with a big ass logo stitched into it and remove the logo. What do you have left? A regular sweater that you wouldn’t be embarrassed to wear that cost next to nothing because no one wants Fat Albert or South Pole stitched into their shit :o) Go ahead and pay $500 for a pair of pants to impress these h0’s. I’ll pay 5 dollars for it 3 years later. No one will know who made it and I'll get the h0's you're trying to impress now with your gaudy, overpriced clothing. Trying to impress women is generally a waste of time and money. They either like you or they don’t. What you do outside of the basics is just working the margins. Seriously, have you seen the guys swimming in women? I recently posted a picture of the guy who ran over a bunch of people and had been in and out of jail over multiple child support order violations. He had no problem getting p#$$y despite a low IQ, no job and non-existent hairline. But that’s not even the worst of it. He had writing……..on his face! Why are you wearing that ascot again? Oh, I get it. The women he got are low quality, right? Well, I hate to break it to you, but most of the women are low quality. So again, who are you trying to impress and how much of an ROI do you really think is possible?

Let me be honest with you about something. I got more p#$$y in the past than I had any business getting. I went to a school that was 35% female and had my pick of the women…all 3 of them😄. It was more than that and we had a State school nearby that was flipped so I had access to prime hunting grounds. Seriously though, if I never got another piece, I would have no right to complain. Granted, I would complain like a mother#cker. I'm just saying I would have no right to. The way you get women is by understanding their nature and that is that they are generally not good people. They tend to be selfish and self-centered. Their attraction is rooted in the perception of power. Once you know this, you then have to use your brain in a very cold and calculating way to achieve success with them.....or bring money. That’s what I did (using my brain) and it worked very well. I didn’t have any game. I’m not the best-looking guy in the world. I just see things as problems to solve like Lupin and I have the brainpower to solve them. I know that sounds like a cryptic response, but I don’t want to publish exactly what I did because, although not illegal, I guarantee you the hater would see it as unethical or, at the very least, manipulative. I say I just see women for what they are and what they want and then use that knowledge to get what I want. It’s better than all the Gucci belts and Prada man-purses in the world.